everything autumnal.

Sweater weather, Halloween, haunted houses, pumpkin everything, candy...all the best things return to us after they’ve been summoned all year by the falloholics. In this post we’ll be telling you how to prepare for, journey through, and say goodbye to fall. First off, the things every sweater lover must do to prepare for the best two months of the year: buy a minimum of 20 pumpkins (several for baking, some decorating, etc.), prepare your Halloween costume and acquire all of the necessary pieces, buy at least ten pounds of candy, buy a blanket...or eight, candle shop (these are a NECESSITY), buy fuzzy socks, make sure you have a good selection of boots, buy at least three sweaters, get a scarf, get a hat, buy gloves/mittens, adopt a black cat, decorate your home, make list of things you want to do within September 1st and October 31st, and any other things you feel the need to accomplish before the season comes. If you do not get all of these things done...you will not make it through the season and the ghost of Halloween will come and shun you from the #fallfriends squad. Nobody wants that...nobody. Next, when September 1st has rolled around you will need to: go to a haunted house, go apple picking, go to a pumpkin patch, eat pie (lots of pie), eat a caramel apple, get lost in a corn maze, drink apple cider, jump in leaves, make a leaf scrapbook, go leaf peeping, get a PSL (or PSC: pumpkin spice chai), breath in the brisk air, go biking, wear a scarf, etc. These are the MUST DO’S of fall, otherwise the Halloween ghost will come to expel you if you don’t follow this checklist. Finally, when the sad day comes and Halloween is over...GET OVER IT!!! IT’S TIME TO BLARE THE CHRISTMAS MUSIC AND ROCK AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE!!!! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER NOT CRY, YOU BETTER NOT POUT I’M TELLING YOU WHY!! A CREEPY OLD MAN WITH A BEER BELLY AND SCRAGGLY WHITE BEARD IN A FURRY RED SUIT IS STALKING YOU AND WILL BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND WATCH YOU SLEEP!!! IF HE THINKS YOU HAVE BEEN GOOD MAYBE HE WILL BRING YOU A PRESENT....BUT IF YOU HAVE NOT BEEN GOOD....YOU DON’T WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS...I guess you’ll just have to wait and see...thanks for reading! xoxo,

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